What is Potato Co?

Potato co. headquarters (highlighted in red)

We are the Potato Corporation
Kinda a silly question if you ask us.

Famous Article from Time Magazine.
Yep. It's actually about us.

Love / Hatred


A painting depicting the battle

Many great men & snacks died in the great Potato wars. The war created extreme prejudice against all of Potato kind.

Recruitment center


Slobodan Milošević announces end of Potato War

Vegetable lovers around the world rejoiced on when the war ended. It united the rest of the world and the consumers of the world came together and agreed to never again neglect Potatoes.


While Potatoes are the best, here are some other options that exist to make you really appreciate Potatoes.


Tomatoes are just plain gross. We are sorry for making you think about them. Quick! Order a potato to distract yourself!



A realistic render of a Cabbage

Girl cries after thinking about Cabbage

Cabbage or headed cabbage (comprising several cultivars of Brassica oleracea) is a leafy green, red (purple), or white (pale green) biennial plant grown as an annual vegetable crop for its dense-leaved heads. It is descended from the wild cabbage, B. oleracea var. oleracea, and belongs to the "cole crops", meaning it is closely related to broccoli and cauliflower (var. botrytis); Brussels sprouts (var. gemmifera); and savoy cabbage (var. sabauda). Brassica rapa is commonly named Chinese, celery or napa cabbage and has many of the same uses. Cabbage is high in nutritional value.

Cabbage heads generally range from 0.5 to 4 kilograms (1 to 9 lb), and can be green, purple or white. Smooth-leafed, firm-headed green cabbages are the most common. Smooth-leafed purple cabbages and crinkle-leafed savoy cabbages of both colors are rarer. It is a multi-layered vegetable. Under conditions of long sunny days, such as those found at high northern latitudes in summer, cabbages can grow quite large. As of 2012, the heaviest cabbage was 62.71 kilograms (138.25 lb).

NATO Intervention

Politicians at the Potato conference

NATO bombing key Potato targets

Potatoes long had a monopoly on the veggie industry. The leaders of NATO got together to discuss how to combat this. This was the start of the potatoes wars.

While many remember this as a horrific event, it's important to remember that NATO did not succeed.

(Potatoes can't die because they are plants...)


With full UN support. Another Potato war is unlikely so sit back and crack a cold Potato open with the bois.

Enjoy knowing your right to sweet starchy goodness will never be infringed upon thanks to Potato co.

UN Potato-keeping troops

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